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Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
Three Ring Fecal Festival by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018
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kingsguard ring 

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.
He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.
kingsguard ring by Eveldore November 26, 2019

Maidstonian Ring of Fire 

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.
Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

Thorn Ring 

A dangerous ring that enhances your magic stat and may or may not cause you to kill your friend in a trance. Sold by #1 Rated Salesman (1997). Often referred as the Commemorative Ring
Person: I found this random deer girl wearing a thorn ring
Person 2: Lol, frozen chicken go brrr
Thorn Ring by Siciecszixi March 27, 2022

Copper Ring 

When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger
Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me
Copper Ring by Krajcovicmonkey October 25, 2022

three ring blender 

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!
three ring blender by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022