just like my poop

said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable

Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross

Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?

by NeonGenesis November 20, 2013

illegal shit poop disease

I didn't know what it was until now and i can tell you it is not too pleasent

i have illegal shit poop disease

by BRAKOZA July 27, 2016

loop da doop la poop

It is a triple 54 and with monkeys and backflips and soccer balls and mechanical pencils

Man did you see that loop da doop la poop

by CrazyCuteHusky April 11, 2017

i love poop

someone who likes poop

man 1: I love poop its so delicous!!
man 2: wtf

by gggg123 March 25, 2022

i have to poop

I have to poop

Yo, i have to poop

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

poop streaks

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.

Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!

by nixontrix November 15, 2005