prime day

Any random day in which something exciting is supposed to happen but what happens is worthless crap. (See April Fool's Day)

Happy Prime Day! Have some free used condoms!

by elmwoodhobo August 6, 2015

Prime-time

When something is hella dope/ on point

That Cavs game was prime-time, did you see Irving?

by BILBOBAGGINS November 29, 2015

Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.

Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.

by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016

prime and play

Alternative to nexflix and chill but more of a discrete way to put it.

Girl: Don't try to pull the netflix and chill line on me.

Guy: Nah, I don't have that, I'm more of a prime and play kind of guy.

by Wheresmyfrap March 27, 2016

primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.

"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

by growmoreweed April 22, 2016

primary party

The novel idea of having celebrities make an appearance at multiple voting sites in a primary state a politician is trying to win. The people who turn out to meet the celebrity may register to vote and give the politician an advantage. politics, politicians, Democrats, Republicans, Independents, primaries, voting, vote, Congress, bipartisan, president, President of the United States, state legislature

We're going to have a primary party tomorrow with several A-list celebrities. I think voter turnout is going to be big.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.

The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.

by Wallacé December 4, 2016