Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.
Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
by Misandrist September 29, 2015

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.
Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

A Horse breeder that only will breed to incentive nominated stallions ( I. E. Pink buckle , ruby buckle , etc )
Client : Is your Stud nominated for Pink buckle or Crown Royal ????
Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️
Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️
by TopHands April 30, 2022

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.
JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.
by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023

A girl who has fun music taste but will also say yes to learning about a blumkin. Prays on Sundays, and is afraid of horses.
by dipwhip69 January 27, 2022
