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Mr Perfect

A semi-erect penis, as visibly sported by the late WWF (now WWE) superstar Mr Perfect during the 1989 Survivor Series as he wrestled Jimmy Snuka.
She's giving me a Mr Perfect, dude.
by JimmyHart November 27, 2009
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perfect boy

An urban myth or folk tale, made up by lonely, heartbroken girls to keep their lives worth living. He is non-existent, a fantasy. Yet many still continue to search for him, with no luck. There is no 'perfect', only 'fake' and 'lying'.
I've been searching for my perfect boy for so long now... I'm starting to think he's not real.
by gypsieprincess March 1, 2011
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perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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The Perfect Catch

Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...
Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)
by Jay and Sessica August 27, 2009
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Perfect Goddess

Only one exists. She can be found very easily due to her beauty and perfection. She is wanted by many, but only loved truely by one.
(Random Citizen) "Hey look its Makena!"

(Chris) "Don't you mean a Perfect Goddess?"
by not chris August 30, 2013
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Perfect Teeth

Someone who's teeth are incredibly white and perfectly straight. Mostly seen are famous actors, such as Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
"Oh my god, Brad Pitt has perfect teeth"
"Someday, I want perfect teeth like Tom Cruise.
by James Raphael, MBA December 27, 2011
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Perfect Theorem

Easiest way to prove a problem is correct.

Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.
2=7 Given
2+oo=7+oo Perfect Theorem
oo=oo Reflexive
:D You Happy
by J-Beezee November 8, 2006
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