Pegina

A Pegina is a mix between a penis and a vagina. The Penis is higher up on the bowl and the vagina is just under it. It is common for the pegina to be used for sexual acts, including fucking yourself.

"My friend found this porno, where the characters fucked themselves with pengina's"
"I have a pegina"
"I JUST FUCKED MYSELF TWICE! THIS PEGINA IS FUCKING AWESOME!"
"AAAAAAAAAAA"

by AzyTheReal December 5, 2019

PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept

"Ross, is a penguin."

by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020

Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.

Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest

by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.

Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.

by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020

pegging

what happens between david tennant and his wife

A: what does pegging mean?
B: you know David tennant?
A: yeah
B: it's what his wife does to him

by lonelysadghost April 20, 2020