Poison

A young person of the female sex between the ages of 14 and 17 who is uncomfortably attractive to members of both sexes several years older, and hangs out in groups dominated by people several years her senior. Often the cause of psuedo-pedophilic crisis in the unfortunate victims who spend too much time with the Poison. Negative connotation in that going to far means jail time, but otherwise fun for all!

Joe: I'm Gonna get me some Poison tonight man.
Juan: Right. Luck with that.

by chaoskilled October 5, 2007

poison ivy

The gentrification of Ivy League cities.

Many host cities of Ivy League schools are being taken over by the university's. They are buying up property's and the local residents are being pushed out. Locals call it a bad case of poison ivy.

The eminent domain of Columbia university case in West Harlem is a side effect of "poison ivy".

by Concerned and gerntrified June 7, 2010

what's your poison

What are you drinking? Usually in terms of alcohol

"Whats ya poison?"
"Tequila slammer"

by xx-rach-xx March 28, 2004

poison

Something you eat that either will make your life horrible, or kill you.

AKA, anything from McDonalds

Billy: i dont feel t good...*barf*

Wise Old Man: Hmmm....i sence you have eaten an EggMcMuffin...THAT SH*T IS POISON TO YOU DUMBASS! you will die in 10 seconds...

Billy: *kicks da bucket*

by michal angelo January 28, 2008

Totino's Poisoning

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

by cheesewheezy August 27, 2009

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse

Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.

But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.

Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.

by Ninja Disaster May 7, 2004

angry prisoner

When your woman, or man?, is feeling dirty and is in to trying new things. Suggest handcuffs, handcuff the person and do what you need to do, walk away, leave them cuffed, turn off the lights, shut the door, and tell anyone else in the house there is a captured prisoner up stairs.

I did the angry prisoner to my bitch last night.

by The hand of god546 July 20, 2011