Play Oblivion

To leave a group of friends to pleasure oneself under the guise of playing the hit Bethesda game Oblivion.

Jimmy-“hey guys I’m gonna go Play Oblivion I’ll catch you later”

Randy-“I think you’re addicted to that game jimmy, this is the 7th time this week you have blown us off to play that game, I love it as much as the next guy, but maybe it’s time to take a break bud”

by Mr.Dr.Void September 5, 2022

Playing Destiny

A phrase commonly used when someone intends to watch hentai.

Person 1: ayo I’m bouta start playing destiny.

Person 2: Sweet, what site?

by SirBiggum292 May 20, 2021

playing with tea

Derived from the phrase spill the tea and playing with fire, 'playing with tea' is used to describe a situation where someone is hiding the truth and playing games.

"If you're playing with tea, prepared to get burned"

by idreamofsydney September 2, 2018

Playing Dude

Along the lines of "playing dead", but the dude version. This is a tactic men (or even women) use when their girl(boy)friends or wives(husbands) are talking and they want to pretend not to hear what they are saying so that they don't have to address or acknowledge their wants and/or needs.

I think your boyfriend hears you when you complain about all the gas you waste driving to and from his house every day. I think he knows you want to move in with him, he's just playing dude.

by jwalker720 November 11, 2010

play crim

Used for asking for gay oral and anal sex without being perverted.

hey kid, wanna play crim?

by Good Games July 19, 2021

Lazy play

When you are not doing very good at a video game and not helping

Stop. Being lazy play and help

by Lewish018 September 19, 2018

bobby plays

An underrated CODM YouTuber who has 790k subs. He makes CODM content and is known for having a painting falling at his head.

OMG! Is that Bobby plays? Why is he using Ferg's character?

by IsaacTheBigFatRat February 14, 2022