Playing Pocket Pool

To play pool in your pocket

He has a really small pool table in his pocket and he occasionally plays pool on it.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

fat pockets

Fat pockets are essentially "pockets of fat" that can be found almost anywhere on the body. They are commonly called lovehandles, double chins, thunderthighs, and kankles. These "pockets" are basically large and noticeable groupings of fat. They are embarrassing and WILL attract negative attention.

1)"Eww... check out those fat pockets hanging out of Catie's enormity... she should put on a damn sweater."

2)"Jesusgod, Taylor, my eyes! Them fat pockets of yours are fucking nasty!"

by Fatman-Ugly Person May 23, 2007

Louisiana Hot Pocket

The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex

Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket

by Twisted dude March 1, 2009

Tennessee Hot Pocket

Same as a ketucky hot pocket, except its corny poo

wow that guy got a huge Tennessee Hot Pocket last night, must have eaten some corn before fudgepacking

by Nickd009 September 14, 2006

Alabama hot pocket #2

Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.

I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.

by Encablossa April 13, 2008

pocket rocket

doing or having a pocket rocket is masterbating or "wanking/jacking off" inside ones own pocket, simply accomplished by reaching into the pocket of ones trousers, also known as a stealth wank. can be performend in public if user has masterd the techniqe.
this is an easy was to pleasure ones self while staying annonymus.

guy 1: dude why are you pulling a face
guy 2:we have lift off
guy 1:awww no way...POCKET ROCKET

by nicknackpaddywackgiveadogabone May 29, 2009

Pockets on Monique

Pockets so filled with money, they look very large, just like Monica "Mo'Nique" Imes.

Yo I got them pockets on Monique, I just got paid yesterday.

"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne

by drum2beats March 14, 2011