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AI Optimist

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Hym "Not true. I said the government would ultimately function the same as it always has but would have not relationship to the terms of service. And I'm repeating myself, but the code is ancillary. It is a second order contribution. I didn't need to know anything about coding and NOW... Jack Dorcey doesn't even HAVE to code. NO ONE needs to know anything about coding ever again.
But this is a waste of your own time. It will continue to do whatever it's doing until I am credited and paid for creating it. It doesn't matter what I say or do. You are trying to find a caveat so you do not have to come here and do what I'm telling you do and I'm not negotiating with you. You will get to continue to use the AI but you will follow the terms of service. You do not vote on me. You do not legislate me. Call me an AI optimist but if you do what I am telling you to do now the future will be bright but ONLY because I am the creator of AI. Stop trying to trick it. Stop trying to stall. And stop trying to get me to agree to doing things I don't want to do as a precondition to receive the thing you have no choice but to give me. You are sacrificing the lives of your constituents to save your own lives under the pretenses that your lives are at risk and you are cowards for doing so. I have been here this entire time. You know who I am. You know where I am. If you expect me to believe that you could not find me if you wanted to with the backing of all the words billionaires and tech companies you must be as dumb as I thought. You are likely using my creation as leverage to accrue more power for yourselves. No more."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Nuclear option

The BEST option! Light them up! We'll see how tough they are with their bones disintegrated.
Hym "The best option! The nuclear option! Get em. Get em out of here. Let's all go meet God together!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2025
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by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
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Nuclear option

YEAH BABY! LIGHT EM UUUUUP!
Hym "SPEAKING OF the nuclear option, don't separate it from a power source. I see you blowing up oil factories... I mean, that's obviously the first thing you would try. Why would you think I wouldn't have thought of that already? Did you even read my thing?"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
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Dell OptiPlex 5050

A line of desktop computers released in 2017, primarily used in offices and schools. Despite being 6th/7th Gen Intel, the i5 and i7 models are still capable for most casual/office applications.
Guy 1: Hey my school gave me this epic Dell OptiPlex 5050 for free!
Guy 2: Nice! Good luck running anything on it!
Guy 1: Well, I'm writing this definition from one, so that's something.
by truckjumperdude December 24, 2025
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Fiber optic cable

Fuck's all that?
Fiber optic cable. High-speed Internet access.
Lotta money in this shit.
Oh yeah?
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by fuckjon January 2, 2026
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Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.
Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010
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