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Ohio is an anomaly. A sort of state of existence in which anything and everything will and won’t happen simultaneously or not. Ohio isn’t real, but a myth lost to time. Any entity that speaks of this “Ohio” is most likely a glitch or anomaly. or an escaped spirit that was once banned to the dark realm of Ohio. No one truly know the origin of Ohio it simply always existed and always will. If you would be to attempt to breach Ohio, one of two things will happen. You will simply find yourself voided into unknown emptiness, infinitely far from anything or anyone. Or you will find yourself in a singular position where reality and everything in the universe’s collapses into itself forming a new universe in which ohios curse can chain billions of mortal entity’s to its infinite existence
Man1 never going to ohio again
Man2 what’s Ohio?
Woman1 that’s ridiculous I’m going to Ohio now

Man1 WAIT NO

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by mr.potatochip2 November 3, 2022
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Ohio

by getgriddy October 1, 2022
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Ohio

Ohio is a matrix-like simulation designed to mimic the rest of the United States. It was derived from a Cold War program to create an alternate reality in case of a nuclear bombing. Upon entering Ohio, one will find themselves in a place where every town is algorithmically derived from other towns to create the most generic American reality possible. This was designed by the government so that in case of a nuclear attack, citizens could live in the Ohio simulation instead of the reality of a nuclear wasteland, but the project was abandoned when they found that Ohio was worse than a nuclear wasteland.
No one ever returns from Ohio with their sanity.
by Federal Agent Y. Mom October 13, 2022
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OHIO SUS BAKA

Are u going to hevan or ohio
I'm not going to hevan I'm going to OHIO SUS BAKA.
by d'wdklsnng' December 12, 2022
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Ohio Gamer Arm

Skin condition wherein red spots appear on your arm after several years of gaming.
Oh, hey man, I see you got some of that Ohio Gamer Arm going on there. Better get outside and touch grass.
by Sweatpantsparty May 29, 2025
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person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
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Ohio Flashbang

When a man swings on a rope, dick first into a females mouth
“Hey baby, our sex life is boring, wanna try an ohio flashbang?”
by ohio flashbang May 7, 2025
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