Like-Nonce

One who reacts on facebook or a groupchat with a thumbs up emoji and kills the laugh streak.

Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.

James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!

by salder20 May 30, 2022

Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.

Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.

by Roodler June 26, 2022

nincky nonck

An incredibly special child

He is such a nincky nonck

by WeeBir October 9, 2022

lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

Snapchat nonce

Someone who chats to underaged girls on the social media app Snapchat

“She 12 you Snapchat nonce”

by Jamesbev January 11, 2023

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Age-Nonconforming

Not adhering to traditional or cultural expectations of their age. An adult who is age-nonconforming may enjoy children's media, dolls, or participating in childish activities. A child who is age-nonconforming may like more mature media or dislike children's media or participate in mature activities. Age-nonconforming may also take the formal of childish or mature attire.

I may be an adult but I like kids' shows and acting childishly. I am age-nonconforming.

by Shugunou February 2, 2023