When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me.
What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
Guy: We need to talk
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*
Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*
Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly
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someone who always gets it wrong, every time!!! They will legit slip over anything from a leaf to a banana skin. They don't actually have a special need but act like they do, they also make terrible jokes that are often REALLY screwed up. They often spontaniously combust, this is believed to be God's work wiping up evolution's mistakes...
hello large cliff, i'm a special needs manchild. Oh look, a banana skin! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(you know what happened next)
(you know what happened next)
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