nerd bingo

When two or more people engage in a particularly dorky, off topic conversation which likely has little to no interest by the common person.

"Hey did you hear those two dorks playing nerd bingo? One of them asked me if I knew that black silicon is between 100 and 500 times more sensitive to light than conventional silicon, and could be used to revolutionize solar energy generation? What a douche!"

by spyhd3r October 14, 2009

Nerd Lover

In the "Ugly Betty" fandom, person who ships "Nerd Love" (Betty/Henry).

Referring to the term Amanda coined in the show when she watched Betty and Henry interact in Season 1 of the popular TV show.

Forget Gio and Daniel! I am a Nerd Lover!

by dadiva18 October 23, 2009

Nerd Head

A person who is smart in the head.

Curits: You're a nerd head!
Ricki: Thanks!

by elfk December 10, 2005

nerd whistle

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

by Nocus February 20, 2009

NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage gives you focus/memory enhancers and energy. The drink is becoming famous among college students because it helps them focus and stay energized.

I always study with NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

by square222 March 17, 2009

Nerd Hole

Orifice out of which useless trivia about various geeky topics, such as science fiction TV or computers, is spewed.

Dude! Nobody cares about Firefly anymore! Shut your nerd hole!

by Pryderi2 April 14, 2010

Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.

Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.

by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010