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smaxy bran muffin

someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.
maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!
by smaxy May 29, 2008
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flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top
by toiletcake March 16, 2009
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anal penetration muffin

A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
by ®© April 13, 2009
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Smoking a Muffin

A unique term for smoking something of legit yet legal substance the wrong way so that the 'high' is more of a pshchological effect.
My freind and I were in the backyard smoking a muffin.
by MuffinSmokers101 May 8, 2010
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MLM: multi-level muffin top

Happens usually at the beach and renaissance fairs where heavier set women wear tight tops and have spill over on the top and stomach areas. So not only a gut in front, but a fair share of maybe back fat is peaking through the top.
Frank - That chick should not be wearing that corset top. She is over 300 pounds.

Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.
by manic cavy July 28, 2010
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ICE YOUR MUFFIN

A Muffin is a girls vagina. If it is iced, her man shoots his cum on her muffin.
by Windtnl December 18, 2012
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purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick
by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007
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