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Motherfeckers 

You motherfeckers

Dude, don't try to be cool. That word is disgusting.
Motherfeckers by Notyourguy July 12, 2018

Motherfucked

It is one of two extremely crucial categories that EVERYONE will eventually take up residency...

A. The Motherfucker

Or,

B. The Motherfucked

**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.

Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!
There are two types of people in this world: The Motherfuckers and The Motherfucked.
Motherfucked by OklahomaAmazon81 January 29, 2019

Mothertucker 

When your a bit of a Paul and have to be tucked into bed by your wife early doors due to old age or you need to tuck into more sausage as you just love a good gobble on someone's meaty length.
Paul you mothertucker why you in bed at 6pm again you clown
Mothertucker by Lilvfr400boy November 16, 2019

Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

Mothercucker 

A person that likes to watch their mother getting fucked!

Mops the brow of the man ploughing their mother
That mothercucker can catch the sweat from my balls while I destroy his mother!
Mothercucker by Boris.J February 16, 2021

motherzucker 

Mark Zuckerberg: "Hey Siri, play some Pink Floyd"
Siri: "No Pink Floyd for you, motherzucker!"