A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.
by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024
Get the Moist Signature mug.Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
Get the Moist Richard mug.Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.
I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023
Get the Moist Signature mug.A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
Get the Moist mug.When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
Get the Moist bridge collapse mug.You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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