moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water
our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract
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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 09, 2010
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A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
by Apex Mango April 08, 2015
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Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"
My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.
by The Clock Worker September 22, 2015
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moose basing

We are moose basing. - H
by TaskManager January 03, 2025
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says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.
Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."
by HeyThereBrownEyes February 16, 2012
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I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.
"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."
by Higgs66 February 09, 2017
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