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This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
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Get the Moms Morning Surprise mug.The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.
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