morning song

a song you play the morning after having sex. usually about breaking up or the loss of love

what are you listening to?

Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.

by Heldreth23 March 5, 2017

morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?

This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.

by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020

Morning

Look in your pants

"Must be morning"

by SussybakaVagina April 2, 2022

sunday mourning

the most un-good band. ever.

omgzorz. i am going to a sunday mourning show after mass with my parents. jesus is totally hot.

by innyn February 2, 2007

Digital Mourning

The act of going through your hard drive and pulling together all of the photos of deceased loved one for archiving to a CD-R. This way they are preserved, in case your hard-drive follows them to the "other side" and you aren't constantly reminded of them whenever your screen-saver comes on.

This past weekend I conducted a digital mourning for my cat. She was a sweet girl.

by Nathaniel Curtis (Lord of the Pigeons) April 22, 2007

Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

The Morning Lou

The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.

She had it coming, she got a good the morning lou"

by Jimi Cassanova $@/\/m@/\/ December 6, 2010