MegaZeroX

Any or all members of the species "Meganus Zerosex", characterized by an enormous stick protruding from their anus'. Generally found rummaging around news sites looking for miniscule political topics to complain about, they may also be found wandering internet forums disturbing the locals and generally wreaking havoc.

"God, you are such a dumbass! Almost as bad as MegaZeroX, but not quite..."

by The_Mad_Heckler March 23, 2003

MegMental

The act of judging someone by what they say in a instant message. Not always but sometimes a girl thing

Glorbot: I am so afraid of what is going to happen.
monkjoe: you will be fine.. you are a strong person who knows what they want.
Glorbot: So you think I am overbearing.. and dramatizing this.
monkjoe: no .. I was saying you oh wait nevermind you do look fat in this IM.

by darkstagg September 10, 2005

megastoner

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.

Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.

by Hay Soos July 18, 2006

Meglay

Commonly used for any thing or any situation the user sees fit. Pronounced in a posh accent for full effect.

She has a lovely pair of Meglays!

You're a dirty rotten Meglay!

Dude that song is totally Meglay!

Where the Meglay are we?!

Are you wearing a Meglay?

by Jondanmon June 6, 2009

Megan Feng

usually of the asian race. Extremley appealling to the eyes. 95% chance that she is shorter than 5'4. usually cute, hot sexy and funny. plays various video games. Extremely loveable and is amazing

did you see that "Megan Feng" yesterday? what a catch.

Who's that lucky guy with "Megan Feng"?

by renats September 10, 2011

Megan Henderson

Possibly the greatest girl known to man.

Man, I sure do love that Megan Henderson girl.

by Sy5t3m December 30, 2011

megacock

A large penis that is much larger than average, but still smaller than a gigacock and a teracock.

he: what say you polish my megacock, sweetie?
she: totally!

by killerdove November 23, 2011