Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019

Master Chief

The protagonist from the Halo Series by Bungie. He could totally kick you ass. And you know it.

Master Chief kicked the Flood's ASS in Halo 1, 2, and 3.

by Dayonic November 25, 2007

Masketball

The traditional game of basketball, except the players are all wearing Halloween masks that significantly impair their vision and awareness.

"We were playing Masketball on Halloween night and needless to say it was a low scoring game."

by mesvegas October 3, 2009

Nickle Massage

A better name of the horrible, horrible 'musician', nicki minaj.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that song 'Bottom's Up'?"

Guy 2: "Unfortunately... Why are you asking?"

Guy 1: "Because I've heard that the girl rapping, Nickle Massage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Do you get a happy ending?"

Guy 1: "DUH! Just look at her!"

by Nonetheless June 22, 2011

masri

an egyptian, a person from egypt (arabic)

hey look its that masri guy

i saw a bunch of masris down the street, they must be having some sort of masri concert

by sahir July 12, 2006

Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.

Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!

by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008

masterbatorium

A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.

The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.

by Russ Buss April 8, 2006