Red Lobster gift card

When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not

Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin

by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024

Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Spicy Lobster

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.

"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025

Blue Lobster

A rarity, one in a million ( a comparison) as blue lobster are rare

My love is so kind and so gentle, never let anyone like him. He is my blue lobster

by Kty Kay February 9, 2026

Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025

Protien Lobster

A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.

Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.

'Who's moaning on the can?'

'Phil, he's unleashing a protien Lobster'

'Ahh, pinching one out mate?'

by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025