I talk, You listen.

It’s the same as Shut Up, But how a Parent, Teacher or Guardian would say it.

Me: But Mom/Dad—
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.

by ScreamoKevin November 29, 2020

The EH! Lister

A Short Canadian Hobbit that publishes videos on this website called youtube

" The EH! Lister is Canadian

by Ok53672 May 20, 2021

bro, bro, nah listen bro

when a man is expressing his interest in a particular subject of conversation. He is known to have curly hair with a fade and to usually drives a Golf R32. These types of people are commonly found doing 200 in a 30 zone at 9:30 sharp on a Monday morning and then arriving at their work/school/daycare with a look of absolute delight whilst exclaiming their love for their previous trip that they partook in.

*man wanders in through the door* *spies peers in back corner of room&* *heads over*

"bro, bro, nah listen bro"

"what?"

"i'm not even joking when i say this but i ran over a kid bro"

by SAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY March 17, 2021

listerjob

The term used to illustrate what happens when a person uses Listerine and immediately proceeds to perform fellatio.

Young male: Wait, wait! Before you do that, could you go rinse with Listerine?

Young female: What the fuck? You think my breath stinks? You think I have herpes? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Young Male: No, no! I just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?

Young Female: What? I don't give good enough head? I'm fuckin' breaking up with you right now. We are done.

(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)

Young Male: You give great head! You could suck a golf ball through garden hose!

Young Female: Oh so now I'm some dick-crazed whore? I fucking hate you.

(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)

Young Male: I can explain! I just read the definition of listerjob on urbandictionary.com and I thought it sounded really fun! You've got it all wrong!

Young Female: All wrong eh? You think I'm a fucking moron? I don't know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait - wait, did you say urbandictionary.com?? I love that site!

(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden - clearly she's bipolar)

Young female: Okay so where's the Listerine?

Young male: (in his head) Yesssssss. (to his gf) In the bathroom sweetie!

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

lististics

A general word for office or school supplies like pencils, post-it notes, notebooks.

"Spring semester starts next Monday...I better go to Fred Meyer's and get my lististics this weekend.

by Hella Kella October 4, 2006

listen to some records

An offer that is irresistible to any reasonable person that finds you attractive (i.e. an easy way to get girls to come back to your house after a party).

*Record collecting in the 21st century has no purpose beyond this. The sound quality is exactly the same. I'm talking to you hi-fi nerds.

A: ...We had a good time.
B: She was a babe, man. How did you get her to go back to your place?
A: I asked her if she wanted to go listen to some records.
B: Money.

by Jonny Hammersticks September 27, 2010

listen to pandora and chill

Like "watch Netflix and chill" when you don't have the Netflix app.

It's rude to watch a movie during coitous, so let's listen to pandora and chill.

by laughing girl November 18, 2015