Sugar loafed

Getting it up the bum by a welsh sheep up the sugarloaf mountain aka a sheep shagger.

He got absolutely slizzered last night, he ended up getting bloody sugar loafed what a nonce.

by Welsh69 April 22, 2019

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

chonky loaf

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.

"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"

by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020