Slob on my knob

Eat a whole cucumber

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!

by Big agnus August 14, 2025

Knob jockey

A man that has a peculiar involvement with his own sex

Barry is definitely a knob jockey he rides Dave all night

by Not a jockey September 28, 2025

Torch Knobbing

The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.

one second honey im torch knobbing

by rybones October 6, 2025

Tight Knob

A very smart person. Used mostly in the Merrimack Valley region of New England.

She’s a pretty tight knob, she figured out how to fix the laptop bezel on her own.

by gblo November 22, 2025

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family

looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children

by jadell telly January 25, 2025

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023