King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls

friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire

by Gandy Wandalf August 30, 2017

King balls

When your balls turn inside out allowing you to fuck yourself and summon the allmighty god himself APYR

Yesterday my girl gave me king balls

by Pussy child March 15, 2019

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

Internet King's

Internet Kings is like telling somebody they to internet they not bout it in real life

this world is full of Internet King's

by Javeyo April 8, 2021

King Swinger

Someone who understands what others don't about a particular game they are playing. They are often more rational allowing them to get a better grasp on fundamentals.

"fuark bro you see that guy effectively manage his price risk, how the fuck he do that?"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"

by Kerser2 August 4, 2021

Inch King

When a small man gives a woman his full inch length.

Casey gave his wife the inch king last night

by Barracudaaaa September 23, 2013

King Blumpkin

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective

Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin

by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010