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A Keesje is someone who is bad at Rock Paper Scissors and is a bit too obsessed with the late 2000s show Gilmore Girls yet we still love her.
Oh did you hear that Keesje lost Rock Paper Scissors again
Keesje by Uma342526 December 15, 2021

Kneebagedinthedickbag 

The act of a severe dick kneeing. Pioneered by samonella on YouTube.
Oh god that kneebagedinthedickbag hurt really bad!

Keesolshed

Hammered beyond legible comprehension where one’s vocabulary turns into primal monke sounds
Grant & Zaid were keesolshed the other night after buttchugging 2 fourlokos
Keesolshed by xxpussy360xx January 31, 2022

Kneecap-breaking 

1: A phrase used by most "quirky baddy" teens or some shit.
2: Yes, I swear.
Person 1: don't touch mah cookies or i will break your kneecaps! uwu~
Person 2: call pest control please im dying
Person 3: Kneecap-breaking was so cool back in my day
A person you should kiss, make out with and do naughty things with each other.
Keese is so hot he needs kisses and loved
Keese by anonymous June 8, 2022

Knee grow 

Its a condition in which a knee grows.
Guy: hey Kyle what do you hate the most
Kyle: definitely (knee grow)s, hate having one
Knee grow by Moeb03 December 16, 2022