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Johnny Ferret 

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck
Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

Johnny Orlando 

The MTV EMAs winner in the category Best Canadian Act !! ✨ an incredible artist who is one of the most caring man out there for his fans.
Do you know Johnny Orlando ??

Of course! Who doesn’t know him? He is a super star
Johnny Orlando by datsmeleo July 31, 2020

Johnny Appleweed 

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Johnny ass 

a guy who grab an ass with too much power
Johnny ass by pintudo August 7, 2020

johnny trombone 

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
johnny trombone by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Johnny Nelson 

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix
Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man
Johnny Nelson by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020