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Italian snorkel 

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel
Italian snorkel by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

Italian and Indigenous People Day 

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

Italian Stallion 

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.
It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.
Italian Stallion by Discouragizer December 1, 2023

Italian dandruff

Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.
Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.
Italian dandruff by Bicycle Party December 28, 2023

Italian Window Store 

The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)
Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!

Italian facial 

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!
Italian facial by DSDATURA January 31, 2024