Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who thinks she is whispering but speaks so loudly that everyone can hear; in turn, embarrassing herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard what my mom said because she is an Italian whisperer.

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Italian snorkel

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

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An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.

Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

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Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.

It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.

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Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.

Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.

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The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)

Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

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