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Internet Whores

Victims of engaging in conversation with fat, undersexed nerds south of the Mason-Dixon.
"They called you Internet Whores? Girls, you should know better by now than to even look at those internet degenerates. If you make direct eye contact, they think it means you want their tiny, misshapen dicks."
by Pseudonymn November 17, 2009
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Hmm Interesting

Pondering about the ignorance that someone just blurted out.

Thinking to ones self, when another is speaking; where are they going with this and where could I take it, then responding with "hmmm interesting".

Thinking to ones self all the different things that one could say in response negative or positive.
Adalynn says "I like fried chicken" and Esau, replies "hmm interesting".
by CDWULFF April 5, 2010
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Internetiquette

The manners that you display in online conversation.
Janie was impressed with Tim's Internetiquette when he asked her to marry him over instant messenger.

Internetiquette phrases include but are not limited to: lol, wtf, rofl, brb, lmao, etc...
by Jacob Sisson January 30, 2006
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Internet Bitch

A person who lives a miserable life in school and goes home and cries and then tries to act tough on the internet, or complains on the internet. Goths are often internet bitches because they are losers in their schools, so they create crappy art and sad poetry show it over the internet. Internet bitches are often people who threaten to kick other peoples asses in forums or chatrooms, obviously knowing that they will most likely never see the person they are threatening. They sad version of them often have blogs filled with artwork or just boring entries about their sad lives. A more minor form of an internet bitch is someone who simply attempts to gain internet popularity in forums by arguing with people. They often try to act extremely smart by finding minor spelling and grammar mistakes.
"Look at that internet bitch, she goes home, slits her wrists and then spends her weekends on the internet"

See this complaining Internet Bitch, who is whining about his or her school Springfield Township High School.
by Jon Smithy August 7, 2005
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The Internet

1) Full of people who think their opinions mean something

2) The worst thing to happen to the English language since SMS
1) Argh, the internet is good most of the time, but if I have to see a link to ONE MORE BLOG...

2) l33tn00b: OMGGZZ, I LIEK NTSP33K!!
highway to mel: Learn to spell, you backwards dumbarse fuckwit.
by highway to mel April 17, 2006
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MJ the internet pimp

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
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internet bear

Wild bears, from polar to grizzly, who frequent the internet by means of natural wifi computers located in Natural Parks found throughout the United States. In response to an increasing number of fatal grizzly accidents throughout North America, park rangers and officials have included broadband and video game port forwarding to their bear-only network, in order to occupy the bears and prevent horrific attacks.

Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.
That internet bear is incapable of rape to spread his genes through the internet, therefore he must solicit online sex from forums.
by Walt Winston February 14, 2007
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