Lead Paint Stare

A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).

I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.

by Bbb554 July 8, 2024

opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.

I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.

by Snowchick December 13, 2017

Paint the fence

Mud to sky…..asshole to clit.

I’m gonna take her in the room and paint the fence . And hopefully hopefully come up looking like Shipleys

by Holy shipleys April 29, 2024

Whelp, Paint

A lovely woman with a bad attitude named Priscilla Bissett Created this saying while smoking a blunt. You're welcome :)

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Paint trade

It’s a gay phrase of accidentally shitting on the hot guy while doing the deed.

He definitely paint trade, he’s never bottomed.
I painted DL Trade all the time!

by Friendlyally March 1, 2025

Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011