human

a being that experiences feelings of agony, love, joy, pain, sadness, etc., has individual thoughts and reflexes, can make coherent (or non-coherent) decisions, has intrests such as litrature, philosophy, psychology, the arts, mathematics, engineering, buinding, creating, growing and prospering. Check Humanism.

You are human, so am I, and so is everybody you know!

by Alina B September 17, 2008

Human Rain Delay

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...

Dude, you are total human rain delay!

BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

by 910 January 28, 2008

humanbongus

Bigger than big .

The dog was humanbongus ! I have never seen any other like it !

by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009

Humanocentricity

Similar to geocentricity ((earth-centered cosmos) referencing a human centred world view that relegates all other life forms to a secondary and much inferior position. This allows for a usury of non-humans sentient life without moral compunction.

Why don't you step on bugs, then?

Because I do not subscribe to the humanocentricity belief that only human life is sacred, actually.

by plat0 June 29, 2010

Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .

by E.E.K. October 27, 2010

Human Peanut Butter

The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)

Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"

*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*

by ThisguywhoworksatGamestop November 25, 2010

human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011