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Hoober

In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.
Ah, damn! I got a hoober!
by Joedom November 23, 2011
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hooker booker

The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.
I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.
by Francesco Saline September 29, 2012
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Hookercoon

The way a girl looks when she gets out of the shower and all her mascara and eyeliner is piled under her eyes, making her look like a hooker mixed with a raccoon. Thus, hookercoon.
"Hey, is my makeup running?"

"Yeah, you look like a total hookercoon."
by elizard_28 September 1, 2013
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hooker

1. a woman whose undertaking is referred to as "the earliest business of the human history", or to provide various sexual services for money to her general male clientele. A hooker usually does not limit or qualify her client as long as the client is allegedly willing and able to compensate for the service to be offered. The business of hookers is rendered illegal or unlawful in vast majority of legislation, hence it is also rendered illegal or unlawful to promote the business in any way.

2. (adjective) of a hooker; of any of the qualities associated with a hooker and/or her business with negative or positive implications depending on the context.

3. (H-) an automotive brand of Holley Performance Products (Hooker Headers), or its product, which has been playing an indispensable role in NASCAR.
2. Hooker orange juice (as Jay Leno called TANG powder conc.)
by 0myg0d December 5, 2013
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hookerino

AKA the good ol' 2 finger poop 'n scoop! The action of forming two fingers into a hook shape, and forcing them into your rectum for sexual pleasure.
Sentence: "Oh my gosh, did Josh give Peter the hookerino?? That's insane!!"
by Hookerino lover xx 69 July 5, 2015
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Hookerville

An actual place in Texas
Because Texas doesn't give a shit
Where do you live?
Hookerville, TX!
by (Your name here) May 5, 2016
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hooter satchel

A bra.
On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.
by Zavolta January 9, 2018
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