Halloween Ends

Halloween Ends AKA the Corey Cunningham movie.

Person 1: Damn, they really needed Michael
Person 2: Ong bro its the Corey Cunningham movie featuring Michael Myers… sometimes

Person 1: now it IS halloween ends :(

by anonymous October 22, 2022

Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021

shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.

"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

drunk on halloween by wallows

drunk on halloween by wallows is a song braeden wrote because he's cornudo BUT also because he said "we have to give Mila a song", so drunk on halloween is FOR mila you know? written FOR mila and ONLY MILA

That's Mila's song! Must be Drunk on halloween by wallows

by milatearss November 1, 2020

halo reach

pretty much the last obstacle microsoft is placing between keeping my xbox and selling it for a ps3. that and controllers (except for D-pad, which is ironically getting FINALLY fixed later this year)

you better make this good bungie, like, $60 a year for gold membership good, halo reach is supposed to be your swan song

by aiexforty September 2, 2010

Halo 4

A code phrase for masturbation.

"Damn man I played some serious Halo 4 last night. I beat the volcano level!"

by Chritophuh October 9, 2008

Halo 2

Sequel to the most overly rated games of are time there is nothing revolutionary about these stupid series. The weapons are weak and unispired and the rockets are way to slow. The vechiles plain out suck. The levels are nice and big, but with no A.I. they just overly big for no reason. The stroy is crap it seems like it was made up in seconds.

<Fagboy> Halo 2 will be the best game ever!
<Straight Guy> Shut the fuck up you trick ass biatch.
<Fagboy> ahh duh Halo 2, Halo 2, Halo 2
<Straight Guy> What's so good about Halo 2 give me 1 good reason.
<Fagboy> Screw you; you're gay.
<Straight Guy> What would you rather do have sex with a hot super model that has real everything or play faggot Halo 2
<Fagboy> duhhhh I'm so stupid Halo 2 duhhh

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004