happsturbation

(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.

Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?

Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!

by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014

Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

happle

At one with the world. Content to the point of contentment

Whilst playing Apple cricket we were completely happle. Nothing else mattered

by happler December 31, 2015

happy eyes

the best kind of eyes out there

She has happy eyes

by twerpderp April 13, 2016

happygappy

Happygappy means someone with a gap in their teeth, who necessarily has a bright happy personality. So technically a nickname.

1. Hey happygappy how's your day been.

by Scarlybear May 13, 2016

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Happy Power

A multiple-content YouTuber with over 50,000 subscribers who goes by the name of Josh and has a long distance relationship with his girlfriend who lives 1200 miles away from him. You might know him from his popular glitching videos of Grand Theft Auto 5.

"Have you seen Happy Power's new video?"

by skyselly85 October 2, 2016