does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

"I have a bridge to sell you"

ur stupid for believing me.

If you believe that, "I have a bridge to sell you".

by Hezzah December 19, 2008

Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.

"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"

by acb November 15, 2005

because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

by phi December 5, 2004

Yes ma'am may I have another?

The act of spanking or being spanked, and asking for more.

Shanequia: *smack* Ya like that, ho?
Dave: Yes ma'am may I have another?!

by Courtney G-unit February 8, 2007

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 1, 2004

have fun at dinner

subtle way to say "fuck you"

from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBh-42MLINg

"Peace. Pound it. Have fun at dinner!"

by Logan & Brandon January 14, 2009