German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back

"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."

by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016

german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.

Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.

by pandabandana May 14, 2016

german champagne

The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.

Mary, your husband makes a fine German Champagne

by German Champagne May 23, 2016

germaly

Germany + Italy

We're on our way to Germaly!

by twangypickle June 17, 2016

German

Really good looking man with a big ass penis. He doesn't need to pay for hookers.

German is a sexy man

by Wowowowowowowowow November 16, 2016

german sauna

A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.

Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.

by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016

geremaya

geremaya is a jerk and a brat he is also mean he only uses you to get girls and when he is also nice but mean at the same time so don't be friends with a geremaya

hey is that a geremaya i think so i don't want to be friends with him he is mean

by chicken-lover360 January 13, 2018