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The Goad

To dance in a trance like manner beating both fists simutaneously in the air to homosexual songs such as --- Everybody dance now
he did the Goad...
I saw him Goading it up
by moomoomoo December 10, 2008
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Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010
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goatsesque

Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica
"The Mickey clock was even more goatsesque."
by FXWizard December 21, 2009
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goaltending

(n.) variation of rebounding where, rather than wait for a relationship to end, the third party intercepts one of the involved individuals for the purposes of hooking up or starting a new relationship. Often leads to the end of the original relationship.

The act may be in violation of one or more of the man/woman codes, but has the capacity to result in the third party getting away with it, for his/her own benefit.
She wasn't happy in her marriage and the guy was a total tool. It may have been goaltending, but everyone won. Except for Steve... but f*** that guy.
by lfcNo9 September 3, 2010
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cheese goal

1. When a flukey goal is scored in football(soccer), especially when on a computer game, which the defending team couldn't do anything to prevent. 2. Also known simply as 'cheese'
1. Kirk: What the fuck! Cheese goal, you lucky bastards.
2. Chris: Yeah,what a goal
Chad: Fuck off, you know that was cheese!
by SomeDayIWishUponAStar May 13, 2005
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mole goatee

A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.
"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".
by rishnipishni January 14, 2007
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Lil Goat

A nickname or pseudonym for the NBA player, Derrick Rose. The term was coined and made popular on Okayplayer.com's sports forum.
Yo, you see lil goat just body dwill 'n' them the other night?

Yeah, lil homey balled out!
by Ace Thomas March 27, 2009
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