Gochujangphobia

The gut wrenching fear of gochujang (Korean chili paste).

Person 1: yo who would win in a fight, Jawny or Sayboss?
Person 2: WTF? Anyway, have you seen my gochujang
Person 1: *starts trembling in fear”
Person 3: Oh he most definitely got gochujangphobia

by Cornelius223 March 12, 2023

Gooch Hudson

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Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"

by truefeman March 20, 2023

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Gooch

the word gooch is named after a man called James Lavelle, who was the first ever gooch

“James lavelle is a gimpy gooch”

by henrydahoover69 May 27, 2023

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.

Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy

by SpaghettiHorse69 June 4, 2023

gooch feeding

the sucking of a penis.

Bro i was at my girlfriends house a few days ago and she started gooch feeding out of no where!

by Potato.God June 28, 2023