An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
Get the Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Pattiesmug. 
Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.
I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!
by Junipersmile April 8, 2007
Get the a few french fries short of a happy mealmug. For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
by Grum May 24, 2006
Get the triple fried egg chili chutney sandwichmug. This would be used in a situation where an individual with a good behind is walking in front of you, "shaking" their ass. By asking if they want fries with that, you're asking if they want to have intercourse, where the fry is meant to simbolize a dick.
Vicky: Alright, I'll see you later John.
Vicky turns around and starts walking away.
John: Would you like some fries with that shake?
Vicky turns around and starts walking away.
John: Would you like some fries with that shake?
by Saturn1130 July 24, 2016
Get the Would you like some fries with that shake?mug. A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time
Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
Get the Garlic fried croissant butter monkey ballsmug. When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
by dickcheney December 5, 2007
Get the deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbusmug.