i sue my feet to eat, to wash the car, to open the door, to brush my teeth, to masturbate, to wipe my bum, to urinate, to shake others hands, and to walk on
by j-man the great November 20, 2002
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attempting to one-up someone in a dick measuring contest (whether intentionally or subconsciously). usually making the fleeter look like an ass
guy 1-"i was sooo drunk last night. I can't believe i didn't get arrested."
guy 2-"dude, i was 9 shots deep, i ripped the bong like 6 times and i talked to the cops downtown. i can't believe i didn't get arrested either.."
guy 1-"yo, why do you always fleet my stories dickhead?"
guy 2-"dude, i was 9 shots deep, i ripped the bong like 6 times and i talked to the cops downtown. i can't believe i didn't get arrested either.."
guy 1-"yo, why do you always fleet my stories dickhead?"
by analbumcover March 20, 2008
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Get the Beat feet mug.the town in massachusetts between lakeville and assonet- prime farmland owned by hardworking genuine people. commonly known as "the town where beig happy is free." school busses dont stop at railroad tracks, and the kids attend apponequet in highschool- the most unorganized institution in america. known for good bonfires, good food and awesome hunting. it is made up by strong families and they will always have their friends'backs.
by stupid yuppies May 3, 2015
Get the freetown massachusetts mug.When you're laying in bed in the summer and your feet get so hot, the level of uncomfortablness is he equivalent to heat stroke
Wife:Pull of the covers I'm getting feet stroke!
Husband:Alrighty my feet are a bit hot also dearest!
Husband:Alrighty my feet are a bit hot also dearest!
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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.
I got the duck feet.
Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?
I got the duck feet.
Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?
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