Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

Fasting

Resstraining from eating food for periods from 16 hours to several weeks, usually by middle class people who need a challenge and want to better themselves, often touting studies that show it reduces your risk of heart disease and diabetes in order to justify the self-flagellation involved.

I like to do some fasting between my morning yoga class and afternoon transcendental meditation

by vincerhodes February 3, 2021

Canadian Fastlane

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.

Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again

by eville March 7, 2011

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018

FASTCORE

Although a music type much like THRASH, the term THRASH is too closly related to METAL, THRASH METAL, and the like. Don't get me wrong all mentioned above rule!!! Fastcore is a more clean sounding, usually non grinding guitars, abrasivly fast drums (blast beats), with usually mid to higher pitched screamin vocals...?

fuck on the beach, charles bronson, cold world,....etc...

by steven May 13, 2005

Fastly

Fastly means to go fast and quickly.

An example would be "STEPHANIE, ARE YOU DRAWING YOUR CARROT FASTLY?". Technically, fastly is not a correct/real word, it is more grammatically correct if you say "STEPHANIE, ARE YOU DRAWING YOUR CARROT FAST."

by PotatoeTomatoe June 21, 2023