Fake Chow

When your lady wants her loins lapped like Häagen-Dazs ice cream bar on a warm summer day. However, you prefer to keep your lunch in your stomach where it belongs. So you make slurping/misleading mouth play noises whilst performing Chopin’s waltz in C sharp minor with your index finger on her clitoris.

“Ableebedoobahbedoobah” said David after delivering a bout of fake chow. The act was done with the grace of a ballet dancer but the ferocity of a Nile crocodile. Not an ounce of trickery was detected throughout the false cuisine.

by dlane123456 January 30, 2022

fake strobe

the act of blinking your eyes really fast and moving around slowly. thus, creating the strobe light effect.

gd : i wish i had a strobe light!
lh : you can make your own strobe light!!!
gd : how???!!!
lh : just blink your eyes..really fast and move your arms around real slow.
gd : lol wow hold on...OMFG I LOVE IT
lh : get some techno and now you can fake strobe!!!

by liana!! December 14, 2008

fake skank

A girl who talks to multiple guys at once but never hooks up with any of them. She wants to be a skank to get attention, but isn't actually one. She smiles and enjoys being called a skank by her friends and other boys. She also posts facebook status's implying she 'got some' that night when she didn't. These girls usually are very pretty but are awkward around boys in person. Mostly creates a fake sexual relationship through text, IM, or AIM if they're weird. The virtual relationship is usually created through the most popular form of skanking, sexting.

Molly: "Katerina hangs out with so many guys!!"
Hannah: "I know, but I was talking to reed the other day and he said she was such a prude!"
Molly: "wow, what a fake skank!"

by itsreallyannoying June 19, 2011

fake catholic

Someone who acts really religious, but is actually a pagan god worshiping slut.

Dan A is such a fake catholic.

"Dan went to church this morning after he made out with three girls last night." "Wow what a fake catholic."

by Peawolf September 18, 2013

fake idaho

a fake id. said when you don't want people knowing about what you're talking about (the fake id)

"How are you getting into Freaknight?" "Fake idaho."

you: "Fake idahos for sale" sneaky cop: "what's for sale?" you: "exactly." *walk off giving zero fucks*

by cs2toktos October 18, 2011

Fake couple

When you and your friend pretend to date for a reason, usually to make a significant other jealous, as a dare, or to cover up something. Some just do it for fun.

Jestin and Tiana are best friends.
Jestin: So, this is awkward, but I have to ask someone out so my friend can ask his crush out for prom.
Tiana: So who are you going to ask?
Jestin: Well yea, that's the thing, I'm asking you...but I just want you to play along.
Tiana: So basically we're just playing fake couple?

by тнe legιт мυlan May 10, 2014

fake friend

someone who ignores you, uses you to “get to the top” and be the one in charge. someone who manipulates you into doing things you don’t want to do. someone who ditches you to hang out with someone more liked and popular. someone who makes you want to end your life because she/he makes people have you

real friend : how’s that awbrey girl
you : i don’t know, she’s been ditching me alot for more popular people

real friend : she’s a fake friend you should ditch her

by lover baddy July 20, 2018