EYS

Acronym that means “End Yo Sh!t” or eat it for real. I Don’t know lol just made it up today.

*sees random person* “EYS!”

by CoolEmoMilf69 August 28, 2022

EYS

A simple alternative to “KYS” that won’t get you banned meaning “End Your Self.”

EYS downy.

by Dog123blackwad August 21, 2022

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 13, 2021

Pan Ei Phyu

A Girl who loves her BF especially younger one

More than anything else in the world

She is literally Pan ei Phyu when its come in Love

by Oakoa November 23, 2021

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 04, 2021

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 October 28, 2015

to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.

Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.

by Elektroblaster2000 March 03, 2018