Eric

A retarded person with the smallest penis in the multi-verse. He is usually known to be asian.

Ex. My name is Eric and this is very true.

by Ratface212 May 15, 2010

eric

-Stupid Guy!
-Huge in size
-dirty minded

Did you see eric?
Yes his FAT!

by Pysia January 24, 2011

Edrick

a dick who always shows off. nice SOMETIMES, but shows off like hell. smart SOMETIMES, retard most of the time. Religious, really religious.

High-class, don't go for cheap bargains. Doesn't even bargain. Only accept caviar for dinner.

This dude is such an edrick, he doesn't like to eat kfc.

I named my dick edrick.

by dealornodeal August 21, 2008

Elrick

Sureal slang (span-glish): 'the rick'

Sees infamous Spanish bloke called Rick:'Oh no! Here come elrick'

by raindog April 25, 2005

eric

a gay person who is shy at first, but once you get to meet him he's a chatty person! he can be rude and mean, but he loves you deeply inside! He likes the guys he can't have, because they're straight. He can never say no, and he forgives to fast.

Did you see eric talking to Katrina?

Yes, I thought he was mad at her!
He forgives to fast!

by It'sA June 8, 2017

Eric Cartman

A funny, narcissistic character in South Park who want his enemies to suffer. Eric Cartman is also described as fat (he calls himself big boned but he's not). His parents are a slut and he has a cat he hates.

Eric Cartman is really fat. He needs to go on a diet.

by Haha, get up and face it. March 10, 2018

Eric

A small child who is exceptionally adept at climbing trees, but as a result of his arms that have adapted to be like twigs to better blend in, they are also only as strong as twigs. Usually this means he may fall out of said tree and have brain damage, usually resulting in memory loss and forgetting most commonly names.

Trevor: Hey where's Eric?
John: He's in the trees.

by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019