Crypto-English 

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

Crypto-English by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

Big English 

A genuine big gentleman who says what he wants without thinking , can easily insult and piss off feefee big time

Big English strikes again

Big English by Big mark g October 10, 2023

Full English 

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.

He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?

Full English by Cheeerio December 24, 2023

Full English Crown Breakfast 

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.

She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!

Full English Crown Breakfast by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024

duolingo english 

Basic English with poor vocabulary, spoken with all kinds of foreign accents. Typically spoken by people that come from romantic language speaking countries like French, Spanish and Italian people.

Guy 1: Have you see where is me baguette? (with French accent)
Guy 2: Bro is speaking duolingo English, he's definitely from France

duolingo english by GoatedPepe June 15, 2024

The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

The English Language by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024

Borati English

Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.

Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.

Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?

"It appears we have come across Borati English."

Borati English by pakpineapple September 20, 2024