Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.

Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.

by kneecoal! June 15, 2010

Dick And Balls

Dick and Balls are the utmost amazing thing to ever cross planet earth if u ever are asked if u like dick and balls you should immediately say yes bc if u do not CallMeCarson will fuck you in the ass

There are multiple names for Dick and balls such as:Penis and Nuts,gun and ammo,twig and berries,shaft and sperm etc.

Ya like Dick and Balls huh
Maybe a little bit of cock??

by dIcKaNdCaRsOn August 20, 2019

Kazakh dick

The best dick you‘ll ever have in your entire life.

Maria : omg the guy i had last night fucked me so good

Emma : Obviously, with his Kazakh dick.

by KazakhBoy69 March 31, 2021

Dick Flex

A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.

To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

raw dick

After repeated pounding of a girl over the course of a day your dick becomes raw from so much use.

I fucked Mandy so many times today that I have a raw dick

by WhackPack February 18, 2007

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

Helicopter Dick

A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. Such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a sexual act.

Jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow John to perform the act of vaginal penetration until he used his helicopter dick maneuver, then she readily succumbed.

by Philosopher Queen July 9, 2011