Dirt Feczko: A sexual act involving ass eating. When a person is being eaten out, he or she takes a shit in the mouth of the ass eater. The person that was eaten out turns around and clamps the jaws of the ass eater shut.
Person 1: Dude, I heard you banged her last night! What did you do?
Person 2: I gave her the ol' Dirty Feczko.
Person 3: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 2: I gave her the ol' Dirty Feczko.
Person 3: I wish someone would do that to me.
by RamRancher May 29, 2018
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Get the The dirty sandoval mug.A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.
Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
by BootyScooty July 21, 2019
Get the Dirty Eclair mug.The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
by Zyeed April 19, 2019
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Get the Dirty Demon mug.Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.
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