Dirty Aquaman

While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.

I got a Dirty Aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower

by HandsomeJames December 16, 2015

Dirty William

When a guy cums in a girls mouth after aggressive oral then a 1-2 minute makeout session then he eats her out

Guy 1: I want her do do a Dirty William

Guy 2: make sure to hit the gspot

by Shlong licker December 5, 2020

dirty morley

The dirty Morley, when you get your friend Taylor to search up "the dirty Morley on urban dictionary" and reads exactly what's being written.

Sam: "Hey Taylor, search Dirty Morley on Urban dictionary"
Taylor: "fuck you"

by thefake.simji June 18, 2020

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Dirty Dar

The most dirty person in the world (Dirty Dar)

"Look over there its dirty dar!"

by glizza88 January 8, 2021

Dirty Nich

The act of cumming in your own hand then smacking a female in the face with it while holding a gun to her head.

" Bitch you gona get the dirty Nich

by Nitty610 December 19, 2009

Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019