Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

A cranky douche bag of epic proportions

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.

Douche-Bag-A-Saurus by karment August 26, 2010

douche ex machina 

The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.

Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina

douche ex machina by bry814 September 30, 2010

douche tank 

tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags

Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.

douche tank by mrELsenor February 20, 2011

douche nerd 

A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.

This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.

Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.

douche nerd by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

Douche canoe 

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

Douche canoe by C.R.W January 16, 2013

Douche Fag 

A combination of a fag and a douche bag, originating in lakewood ohio, as a direct result of stupid acts carried out by its fine, upstanding citizens.

One who exhibits many assholian charachteristics, such as being both a cock- block and a 3 beer queer

Douche Fag by EGMONEY July 8, 2005

douche master flex 

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

douche master flex by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005