Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

dildo bucket

The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used

"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"

by RedPanda3 May 7, 2020

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Dildo bike

It's pretty self explanatory....

Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!

Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...

by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020

dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016

Dildo

Me

Put Me inside you, I’m a dildo

by Reusable Dickhead June 22, 2020